glorpulus

The opposite of a floob.

"I heard James isnt even a floob. They say hes a glorpulus in disguise.."

by cupterrius September 21, 2024

Glorpulon

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006

Glorpulis

A select few individual who enjoy glorps and all kinds of gloops. They go through years of training to get their “Glorpulis card.”

It is me… The master Glorpulis. Bow down and behold my ultimate glorpy shlorpness.

by Coolguy281629 January 23, 2025

glorpus

an item you would use to shplinke your dingumpf after committing arson. typically used against people of color(I'm talking about blacks).

"Hey bro don't forget to shplinke your dingumpf with your glorpus before your wetsminshk fucking explodes."

by zaza_goblin February 23, 2023

globulust

The globulest glob ever/ a racial slur

He was such a globulust

by Blocks of wood October 9, 2023

glopulis

when ur shmoingus is showing to a hemopilon

dude your glopulis is showing

by glopuli January 6, 2025

Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth

"now, let's learn about glorpus today."

by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025