glessing
You’re my glessing....
glessing by Mike&Christine June 13, 2018
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guy guessing
When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
guy guessing by alvass September 21, 2023
wine glassing
Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)
;)
Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.
wine glassing by x_ally December 5, 2007
Glassing
Joe - I was at the bar last night and a fight broke out and the one guy got hit the other in the face with a pint glass.
John- Wow I'm glad I wasn't there for a glassing
John- Wow I'm glad I wasn't there for a glassing
Glassing by potentiallyunsafe February 4, 2010
Glassing beam
Glassing beam is a overpowered leader ability in halo wars 2 it can destroy an entire army in seconds yet some insist it is balanced
Glassing beam by Kimmy jong February 14, 2019
Guessing
The act of overreacting to a situation, or to respond to a situation in an odd, or uncalled for manner.
Guessing by Big_Guessin April 1, 2020
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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