glendale heights

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Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.

If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.

glendale heights by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee July 29, 2007

Words you can keep

Glendale Heights (GH)

A town with high authority, many fear it and refer to it as the ghetto. Threr are many drugs, gangs, and illeagal immigrants around this town, along with many fights or "gang wars". Some people say that its neighboring town Glen Ellyn is the exact opposite but it actually is not they can party to its just the older rich yuppies that give it a bad name, well and along with the high population of police.

GH! Where it all goes Down!

Glendale Heights (GH) by GH! April 30, 2005

Glendale Heights (GH)

It's not a town, it's a f*ckin lifestyle.

"That was so f*ckin G.H."

Glendale Heights (GH) by sonia May 7, 2005

glendale heights (gh)

a town in illinois that is NOT AT ALL GHETTO YOU STUPID BASTARDS THAT SAY IT IS. We only had wat 2 shootings and drug bust but overall its not ghetto. If you want to see ghetto go to the south side of chicago, now thats ghetto. Also we don't have illegal immigrants so back off. Our town isn't that special but watever thats how we live. The only bad thing around here is our strict police force (not as strict as our neighbor carol stream's police). So don't talk shit about our town especially you glen ellyn kids who get high and drunk (under-age) at your huge house parties cuz u don't know shit about our town so back off.

Our town glendale heights (gh) isn't ghetto. If you wanna see ghetto go to the south side of chicago.

glendale heights (gh) by real glendale heights resident October 14, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026