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Glasshole 

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.
"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."
Glasshole by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013
Related Words

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

dirty gearshift 

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!

Glasshole 

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.
Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."
Glasshole by PoopingMan April 18, 2014
The word " Glash " is the act of a Prelash, however only involving the female sex thus "G-lash" stands for Girl lash. Glash is a play on the words in order to make the male sex know where there not wanted. It involves shots, cocktails, crazy reggaeton music, a camera(preferably one with good focuss) and the occasional strongbow black. Glash's arent the most memorable nights so the pictures that come from it jog the memory. Glash's are joyous,drunken occasions where the males have no say.
-"Glash at yours?"
-" Before the party lets have a Masssive Glash?"
- "Glash it up girls"
Boy- can i come ?
Girl - No its a glash. Scrape out and pipe down.
Glash by Ballefezghis2010 June 22, 2010
A mythical Creature sighted in the mythical lands of Australia. Quick to anger, slow to return back to normal. Has a scary accent, but uses it to entertain its audience with witty banter and humor. Requires no need to potty train, but be aware of the legendary creature in the wild.
I just spotted a Garshne mate!