Like a pretty long haired dude with pink nails and a nametag that says marilyn.these are all the transgender star trek geeks that still think marilyn manson is hot.have a nice day boys
The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
An Adam Lambert fan. Usually bordering or crossing the line of obsession.
Derived from Adam's last name "Lambert" and made into "Glambert" because Adam is so. Glam.
Person 1: Hey, I just listened to Adam Lambert sing and you were right, he's amazing.
Person 2: xD Welcome to the club, my new fellow Glambert!!!1!
Person 1:...what now?
A dedicated fan of Adam Lambert. You shouldn't say anything bad about Adam Lambert near or around a group of Glamberts, it would be like jumping into a shark tank in a meatsuit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.