The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
A type of wet fart that leaves skid track marks on a bed sheet after a person ha farted. They are often left in hotel beds on the sheets. The cleaners leave it as a gift for the new residents from the previous ones.
Sue: ben im gonna sleep *opens sheets*..... Ewwww WTF is that shit....
Ben: looks fresh.... It must be a gràizer from the previous residents.
1. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption or transfer of wealth to oneself, at the detriment of all others.
2. The means to strip all that is of worth from a person, entity or subject, with no regard to the outcome.