glad bag

a person who is "hefty, hefty, hefty" i.e. someone who is overweight

No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag

by wadasayswat November 18, 2010

glad bagged

To be stupid ass drunk. Trashed.

We got glad bagged off some Jack last night.

by Anthony Gracia January 03, 2008

glad bags

Slang for breast implants.

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.

by trance_at_yahoo November 21, 2009

Garbage bag glad

To express tier 1 gladness.

Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces.
Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!

by NoFearNasir August 11, 2012

glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 08, 2022