The amount of money that the Loch Ness
monster needs.
Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's
parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness
monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"
*Loch
Ness monster rises from the
water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.