give me a break
give me a break by jabbablaz January 13, 2014
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Give me a fucking break
Used as a substitute for “take it easy pal” or “give it a rest asshole”. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.
Kohl: Kyle let’s go buddy you’re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright
Or
Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright
Or
Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?
Give me a fucking break by Dr. Malone February 16, 2018
G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)
Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"
The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!
G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) by Orenthal James June 3, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable