give a fuck

To not care in the least bit (about something).

SYNONYMS: "give a flying fuck", "not give a fuck"
NOTE: It's sorta fucked up, but to give a fuck is the same thing as to NOT give a fuck. I wonder why. Shit, actually, I (don't) give a fuck.

"I just don't give a FUCK..." -Eminem

"The same cat who never gave a damn about your name...I give a fuck about it like the next LA Clippers game." -D12

"Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke." -Kurupt

by Nick D May 28, 2003

give a fuck

the opposite of giving a damn

"you can give a damn, but you can NOT give a fuck." -jenna marbles
"Say I maybe gave a damn but I never gave a fuck" -ace hood

by E.Money December 18, 2012

Give a fuck

1:Mean's "i don't give a fuck what (he/she/it/you) thinks about me". Used in a humorous way, usually implying someone or something else is taking offence when this is not necessarily the case.

2:Can also be used as a dismissive term, normally for an inanimate object.

1:(a) - "Yeh anyway Rachel is a twat. GIVE A FUCK PAUL" (implying that Paul has taken this statement as offensive, and you don't give a fuck he is offended, although he may not really be offended at all).

1:(b) - (in a shit club called Gravity) "This club is shit. GIVE A FUCK GRAVITY."

2:(Trying to fix a printer, can't and you are pissed off). GIVE A FUCK PRINTER (implying you don't think highly enough of the printer to get angry about it, even though you clearly are).

by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009

give a fuck

What I Dont Give

Guy 1: "Ow! Dude That Hurt!"
Guy 2: "Should I Give A Fuck?"

by ThatFlyingFuckThatYouDontGive May 4, 2016

Give-a-Fuck Bay

The place one should always go to dredge their care.

"Allow me to dredge some care from Give-a-Fuck Bay."

by The Toast King May 17, 2008

give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.

wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't

by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011