girolando

This is a secret message to the government of the aliens…wait?…but is it…DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

Yo you seen girolando lately last I heard he is up on giroland

by JayTheKilla April 24, 2023

Girland

A fake country located in Europe, it is usually used by Omegle users from around the globe to fool kids and people from the states.
Unfortunately I managed to convince over 100 american people that this country actually exist, therefore Im proud to be an Israel\Canadian!

Stranger: Hey!
Me: hello there!
Stranger: Im from Texas you?
Me: Girland
Stranger: cool where is that?
Me: Europe

Me: like right above France...
Stranger: Cool !! teach me something in girlandian!!
Me: Ani Zona

Stranger: whats that?!?
Me: it means I'm beautiful
Stranger: Ohh so I'm such a Ani Zona girl ;)
Me: oh yes you are you dirty slut!

*for those who don't understand Ani Zona= Im a slut (in hebrew)

by silverXD May 28, 2010

Giolando

"Giolando" is a last name that means "positive luck"
Anyone with the last name "Giolando" will attract positive luck. Works the same way the holy corpse from 'Steel Ball Run' does.

disclaimer: must be Gerard Giolando or a descendant of Gerard Giolando

by g. giolando May 6, 2022

Gerlando

A type of rod used in traditionally Cristian household as punishment.

After my father recited "spare the rod spoil the child" my bottom had a red mark in the shape of a gerlando.

by Racker September 24, 2016

Giorlando

A beautiful girl, that has the most charming smile. And Can make ur day with a single hello

Me: 😡
Giorlando: hey

Me:😊

by wexcelo January 10, 2015

gerlando

A fat dildo butt

A Gerlando is useless

by Duck butt April 8, 2016

giorlandino

An Italien who is texting with a hot german girl and poops in his spaghetti.

You see that guy he is such a giorlandino

by Killaboobs April 25, 2017