girlum

Girlum - (noun) A girl or woman who shares a number of traits with the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Example traits: stringy hair, dark mis-sized eyes, raspy voice, jumpy dissettled manner, etc..

Look at that ugly chick, she's a total girlum.

by sniggol May 17, 2006

Girlums

A word used by complete faggots on internet forums to describe their fat other-half.

Said person is usually an internet troll with 0% life and was abused as a child.

"My girlums is the best!"

"I love my girlums!"

by Muscleboy August 16, 2009