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A sad, failed attempt by a teenage guy to grow a goatee, usually in hopes of looking tough. Ends up resembling one that a girl might be able to grow. Definately not schmiff.
-Hey man, check this out! See this wicked goatee I'm growing?
-Nah, sorry, all I see is a litte girltee
girltee by cranksauce December 11, 2010
Words you can keep
girls who kick ass at being nerds and geeks, and dominate the boys too. play video games and computer games, know the gaming lingo, love star wars and star trek insanely! etc, you get the picture.
matt: hey dave did you see alex at the gaming convention?
dave: naw bro who is he?
matt: SHE is such a girleek! you have to play halo with her, she'll kick your ass!
dave: what are we waiting for!? ive never met a girleek before
girleek by obtuse91 July 21, 2009
A young sassy woman. Also used as a term of affection for a good friend.
"Hey, girleen, you are an inspiration to us all."
Girleen by zooa November 3, 2003

girltender 

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male
These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.
girltender by Monty S March 7, 2008

Girlternitive 

Used to describe:

a: An alternative rock band with a female lead singer.

b: An option chosen in a situation akin to what a female would do, rather than the instinctive male option.
"Yo, did you hear that new girlternitive band? That slut could sing!"

"Let's be rational, you may want to consider the girlternitive here."
Girlternitive by Brad(ley) June 8, 2013
Look at those girleens waiting to get in that bar!
girleen by Roody September 14, 2005

Huaichanli GirLieEz 

made up of vivi'z, kerry'zz, gio'zz, thi'zz and gracie'zz last namezz =P
we love each otha n alwaiizz b sista'zz fo lyfee =)
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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