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A vindictive ex-girlfriend.

A current girlfriend who does spiteful things with the intention of harming you.
girlfoe by Scarlet Myth May 18, 2013

girltoon 

Daria was one depressing girltoon.
girltoon by Amoji June 12, 2014

girltender 

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male
These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.
girltender by Monty S March 7, 2008
A sad, failed attempt by a teenage guy to grow a goatee, usually in hopes of looking tough. Ends up resembling one that a girl might be able to grow. Definately not schmiff.
-Hey man, check this out! See this wicked goatee I'm growing?
-Nah, sorry, all I see is a litte girltee
girltee by cranksauce December 11, 2010

Girlternitive 

Used to describe:

a: An alternative rock band with a female lead singer.

b: An option chosen in a situation akin to what a female would do, rather than the instinctive male option.
"Yo, did you hear that new girlternitive band? That slut could sing!"

"Let's be rational, you may want to consider the girlternitive here."
Girlternitive by Brad(ley) June 8, 2013
Girls who are bitches and use boys but they will never end up actually dating
Omg look there is Hayden’s girltoys! They are fucking rude but they will never get together
Girltoy by Hiididjjfjd June 17, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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