Intie

The intimacy flu. Usually occurs 2 to 3 weeks into a budding dating relationship. Symptoms include unreturned phone calls, "mistakenly" deleted e-mails, and sleeping on far edge of the bed.

by zooa November 03, 2003

op

As in "other people's cigarettes."

"She only smokes OP's!"

by zooa November 03, 2003

Tine-gid-ish?

Very fast, slurred word designated for asking the question "What time is it?" when one is just too darn busy to enunciate.

by zooa November 03, 2003

gu

Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

"Great guy and all, but totally gu -- he lives all the way in Boerum Hill!"

by zooa November 03, 2003

mego

The drugged-out sensation one gets when poring over spreadsheets or instruction manuals; acronym for "my eyes glaze over"

by zooa November 03, 2003

smellibacy

A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.

"Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy."

by zooa November 03, 2003

flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

by zooa November 03, 2003