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Giobia is a small gathering typical of the Langhe area, historically held on Thursdays, hence the name. Currently still happening in Monforte occasionally
Me: Today's giobia
Uninformed listener: no, today's Friday

Me: oh wnat do you know
giobia by Mapo Berg August 2, 2019
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Gioia's are Dutch minxes, and bonafied badasses.
She is gorgeous, she is sexy, she is the best friend you should never take for granted or treat poorly and if you do, something is severely wrong with you.

She is unique and one of a kind; you will never meet anyone like her. She might not always know everything or understand certain things, but she can talk for hours and is very smart.

She is nerdy and fun and can be extremely shy, but get to know her because she is truly amazing.
Gioia by acidreflex March 3, 2009
One of the best kinds of people to meet. Usually a girl's name. Exactly what the Italian name means, she is full of joy and aims to make anyone around her happy.
Very caring, compassionate, and puts other people's needs and wants first.
Very open minded and willing to discuss any problems.
One of a kind
Gioia makes everything right in this world
gioia by Angie3 March 2, 2009
A company started by Tobias Funke and Gob on the Fox show Arrested Development.
Gobias. As in Gobias a cup of coffee.
Gobias by O Face December 7, 2007
Gioia's are the one you will love. The one to come home to at the end of the day and who will always be there through thick and thin.

Gioia's are the one to spend the rest of your life with!!
Always very sweet, understanding, sexy, stylish, an amazing cook, considerate, hilarious, and great in bed!
She is the Gioia "JOY-ah" of your life

Kevin-man I had the worst day ever
Barry- well, just go to Gioia's place, she always has some sort of tasty food and a big hug and massage ready to give.
Gioia by Davids12368 March 3, 2009
A very beautiful girl that most people wait a lifetime for. If you screw things up with her and she leaves you, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. She loves being in the outdoors and going to the beach and she has a great beach bod. She is very sexy and has a pretty nice butt and boobs. If you ever find a gioia don't let her slip away.
So you're lonely, find yourself a gioia.
Gioia by Supercilious October 12, 2016
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