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A small gathering of friends that historically happened every Thursday, thus named "Giobia". You won't understand if you weren't born in Langhe, so don't even ask.
Nino: today it's a giobia
Uninformed listener: but it's Friday

Nino: Vat'řapiént'řcü
giobia by Mapo Berg August 2, 2019
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Giobia is a small gathering typical of the Langhe area, historically held on Thursdays, hence the name. Currently still happening in Monforte occasionally
Me: Today's giobia
Uninformed listener: no, today's Friday

Me: oh wnat do you know
giobia by Mapo Berg August 2, 2019
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She is unique and one of a kind; you will never meet anyone like her. She might not always know everything or understand certain things, but she can talk for hours and is very smart.

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Very caring, compassionate, and puts other people's needs and wants first.
Very open minded and willing to discuss any problems.
One of a kind
Gioia makes everything right in this world
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A company started by Tobias Funke and Gob on the Fox show Arrested Development.
Gobias. As in Gobias a cup of coffee.
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Gioia's are the one you will love. The one to come home to at the end of the day and who will always be there through thick and thin.

Gioia's are the one to spend the rest of your life with!!
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She is the Gioia "JOY-ah" of your life

Kevin-man I had the worst day ever
Barry- well, just go to Gioia's place, she always has some sort of tasty food and a big hug and massage ready to give.
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