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Gingibitis 

A common but undesirable form of fellatio in which the teeth are used to scratch and bite the penis, due to either a lack of knowledge on how to perform the pleasure, or by accident. It is extremely painful and usually ends with the receiving partner telling the other member to immediately stop and leave.
John: So, how'd last night with that chick go?

Avi: It started out great, but right after she went down on me, I realized she had a terrible case of gingibitis, so I kicked her out of my room and finished the job myself.
Gingibitis by Sigma Blue October 22, 2008

Ginjivitis 

A god in the presence of mortals. a DJ from RadioFreeZion (RFZ) with a randomly delicious blend of musical styles ranging from old school rap to hardcore industrial to punk and opera. he never holds back from telling us listeners that we suck if we request things like "scotty doesn't know". basically he is the man. balls to bones.
if you listen to RFZ, www.radiofreezion.com and you hear music that rocks your pants back. it just may be Ginjivitis on the mic.
Ginjivitis by TornadoPotato April 12, 2005

gingivitis 

1)a gum disease that occurs from not brushing your teeth
2)slang for a person with messsed up teeth
3)a short black chick with a attitude that has bad teeth/gums ((Casteel, J.)
1)The gum disease gingivitis can be prevented by brushing, flossing, and Listerine
2)Half of the chicks I met in England were good looking gingivitis bitches
3)Gingivitis is very, very short and needs to possibly STFU for a while

gingivitis 

swollen gums through giving too much felatio
Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!
gingivitis by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Vag gingivitis 

"I hooked up with this girl and damn did she have some bad Vag gingivitis. There was no way I was going down there".
Vag gingivitis by KcB-wood December 17, 2008

asshole gingivitis 

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
asshole gingivitis by Steven G. September 4, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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