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A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.
"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"
gimtard by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006
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Gimtphobic 

The phobia or Negativity twords Gimt of the Reficul roblox myth discord server.

Person 1: Ew!! Gimt!!!!!!

Person 2: Oh youre gimtphobic too?

Person 1: yeah!!
i am gimtphobic
Gimtphobic by SomeDudeNamedCapt January 25, 2022
A silly story that is untrue but superficially plausible. Usually short, but can go on as long as the recipient is willing to listen. Named after the classical example:

Yeah, I saw a gimtree once.

A gimtree?

Yeah. You know the drink called a gimlet? It was originally with the gim, the fruit of the gimtree. They had special juicers to extract the juice to use in this drink. But as the drink got more popular, they started running out of fruit, so bartenders substituted lime juice.

Really?

Sure. The problem was the gimtree only grew on this one island, and it's not very big. Besides, less than half the island is used for growing gimtrees.

What abou the rest?

They grow cork trees. You know, cork, that stuff they make bulletin boards out of, and of course corks for wine bottles? It's the heartwood of the cork tree. Nice and light, but waterproof, and soft enough you can cut it into whatever shape you need. If they switched over to growing gimtrees on that side of the island, the price of cork would go up, and that would never do. Besides, the gim needs a rainy environment, which you find on the east side of the island, while the cork needs a dryer, sandier soil, which is on the west side. The big mountain in the middle makes a rain shadow on the west side.

(And on and on until the listener realizes his leg is being pulled.)
I met Sam at a cocktail party and I told him a gimtree that lasted over 5 minutes before he caught on.
gimtree by s%mebody February 10, 2020
Gimter is a when a guy cums of a girls tits
Hey do you want to gimter on my tits
gimter by Limpalong April 13, 2019
A phantom forces boi who has an apatite for bri'ish tea
GIMTEA SO I CAN SWEAT MORE!!!!
GimTea by ManOfGun January 14, 2022

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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