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Dizzy Gillespia

A medical condition that causes high fevers, eye pain, and most notably, swelling of the cheeks, and is obtained through oral contact with a certain alloy.
"Yo did you hear Ryne's got Dizzy Gillespia? It must've been from that fancy new mouthpiece."

"Funny, I thought those big ass cheeks were just his ego trying to find a way out."
Dizzy Gillespia by NipplePinchey December 26, 2012

Glesbian 

A Girl whom isn't necessarily a lesbian but is hugely obsessed and utterly in love with all/some of the female characters/actresses in the Fox show Glee.
To be a Glesbian, you must also be a mega Gleek.
Girl looks up at her wall of obsessive Glee posters and magazine clippings, then turns to her friend...

Girl: Omg! Lea Michele from Glee is SOO awesome! I love her!

Friend: You're such a Glesbian!

Might Say:

"I would be totally be Gay for her!" (Female Glee character)

or

"Damn! Dianna Agron is gorgeous!"

Totally Glesbian 

A hilarious alternative to saying "That's gay or totally lesbian", together they make "Glesbian"
"Oh I crashed my car today" "Really?, That's totally Glesbian"
Totally Glesbian by Alexx&Josh January 2, 2009

glesbian 

A lesbian trapped in a mans body ; tends to hook up with
straight women, sometimes known as the "BULLEST of DYKES".

guy/lesbian = glesbian ?!?!??!

strapless lesbo
hey darlin', just realized that i've been in the closet all

these years.......i'm a glesbian. My name is Butch.
glesbian by ding dong dipshit January 11, 2008

Glesbian 

A glesbian is a lesbian who dresses like a gay boy
That glesbian's outfit reminds me of something my gay cousin, jacob, would wear.
Glesbian by Al_Buck September 21, 2012

Gillapian 

Gable had a bunch of gillapian sex last night
Gillapian by Smart towel September 19, 2023