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Acronym for "God I Love Band". Often used in marching band circles.
"Oh, man that flash band was awesome... GILB!"

"At least the band always wins... GILB"
GILB by TheSwedishNinja October 17, 2011
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The Act of sticking ones thumb up the rectum, when masturbating
I bet that guy GILB's every now and again
GILB by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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Noun- The action of screwing up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.

Verb- To screw up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.
He got a little too excited and did a gilb in her hair.

She got the gilb when she lost her grip on her boyfriend's penis. Right in the eye.

She lost vision in her left eye when she got gilbed there.

I tried to catch my seed, but I gilbed it and it hit my Pink Floyd poster.

Amatuers often get the gilb if they can't handle a wang properly.

Brian always gilbs when he ejaculates because he knows his mom will disown him if she finds out.

He gilbed it when masturbating and hit himself in the eye.
gilb by Jaime Lannister January 25, 2005
God I love bread

Used to express your joy of bread
Person 1: "Man, have you tried the cafeteria bread today?"
Person 2: "Yeah of course! GILB!"
GILB by Primkinkajou November 17, 2021
GILB stands for God I Love Blondes
GILB 🤗👌🏾
GILB by Yaboimackle December 22, 2023
Half man, Half pig known for his greesy skins and love of meat. Also a found hunter of poontang. Only person known to control the gilb pig is gilb pigs master and mother
Guys omg there the gilb pig totaly trollin for poontang

Gilb Pig by Et3rnal123 February 25, 2009

Stinging Gilb 

When a person receives cocaine up the nasal cavity for insufflation via another person's flatulence.
NBT: Oi mate, I'm coming down. I need a quick fix.
Tom: A Stinging Gilb?
NBT: A Stinging Gilb!!
Tom *farts*
NBT: It's stings Gilbs.
Stinging Gilb by Rallisman November 23, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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