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Verb- To freak out over nothing or to be a pussy in general.

Adj- Of freaking out over nothing or being a pussy in general.
He did a kidde when a guy looked at his water bottle funny.

Tony kidded and broken into tears when someone said something about his backpack.

His actions were really kidde ever since he got his bag flipped.

Ironically, the kidde people in the world get picked on the most.

Kidde? More like kidgay.
by Jaime Lannister February 03, 2005

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Noun- The action of screwing up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.

Verb- To screw up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.
He got a little too excited and did a gilb in her hair.

She got the gilb when she lost her grip on her boyfriend's penis. Right in the eye.

She lost vision in her left eye when she got gilbed there.

I tried to catch my seed, but I gilbed it and it hit my Pink Floyd poster.

Amatuers often get the gilb if they can't handle a wang properly.

Brian always gilbs when he ejaculates because he knows his mom will disown him if she finds out.

He gilbed it when masturbating and hit himself in the eye.
by Jaime Lannister January 25, 2005

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