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A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.
Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke
Gierke by Ƶephan February 27, 2020
Related Words
gielke • gilkey • Gilkeyitis • Gielie • gielk0 • gielle • Gierke • Gieske • Gilke • gilkers
A kind flirty giy who cant express his feeling towards a girl but is a hottie. He mostly talks about fucking a girl.
I like gielles
gielle by Vuronkia February 17, 2018
Defenition:

1. Word for a male with a large penis.

2. Someone who is very nice and caring
Examples:
1. "Wow, last night was amazing!! He is deffinatly a Gieske!"

2. I was in my room with this Guy and when he whipped it out. It was clear he was a Gieske.

3. He was a total Gieske.
Gieske by Jahomey December 20, 2010
a true screw up that knows everything just ask them and they will tell you.

a true douche bag in every sence
wow, you just gilkey'd the shit out of that.

that douche over there is a true gilkey.
gilkey by diverlloyd February 6, 2010
The best girl in the world. Sweet, caring, fantastic, amazing.
No more words are needed. Gilke is amazing
Gilke by Ag412 November 24, 2021

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis named Norman Gilkey.
Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
J: Yeah, I have been feeling kinda stupid lately. I think I got gilkeyitis!
Gilkeyitis by JNKelly October 1, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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