Gibson's Law 

Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.

In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.

Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.

"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."

Gibson's Law by Hayter May 24, 2014

Mel Gibson's face 

1)a term used to describe someone who is expressing deep emotional anguish as if they are on the verge of a mental break-down.

2)a term used to describe one's state of being. Usually of an unpleasant, nauseated nature.

*taken from the intensely dramatic face Mel Gibson makes in his movies whenever something bad happens to his character.

1) Bill: Hey, remember that guy we used to work with whose wife just left him for his brother who was a millionaire midget and then got fired for showing up to work drunk.

Bob: Yeah, why?

Bill: I saw him at the bar last night looking like Mel Gibson's face.

2) I've had the flu for over a week now and I still feel like Mel Gibson's face.

Mel Gibson's face by Donotuseyourrealname April 23, 2010

The Gibson Special 

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.

Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.

The Gibson Special by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015

Gibson SG 

The absolute best guitar. Raspy, crunchy, bluesy, unmatched in it's ability to rock.

Clapton, Tony, Hendrix, and best of all, Angus use(d) the Gibson SG.

Gibson SG by Slatte November 27, 2007

Mel Gibson Syndrome 

An extreme obsession with oral sex and screaming.

The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.

Mel Gibson Syndrome by ThompsonytheThomps August 10, 2010

Gibbon's Shame 

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.

Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.

Gibbon's Shame by boat butter January 15, 2009

Gibson Swag 

Having Gibson Swag makes you a lethal weapon to all females. You have a Brave heart and you know what women want... all while being as smooth and sexy as a Gibson guitar.

Caution: Gibson Swag has been known to put women in cardiac arrest... do not use Gibson Swag on women with weak hearts or the elderly.

Guy at bar: Did you see that? He just smiled at her and she took her clothes off.

Girl at bar: That's because he has Gibson Swag! I did the same thing when he walked through the door. His swag is lethal!

Gibson Swag by Gibson Swagger April 13, 2012