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giblandish 

When you either have so many typos via text that you can understand or when you stutter to hard or just saying something down right confused or just gibberish.
"blud was just speaking straight giblandish"
giblandish by Garfield lover October 30, 2023
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Ghirlandaio 

A new source of unidentified sap-like material found at the base of a tree conducting broccoli to be grown.
"Hey look! I found ghirlandaio! Let's go make broccoli!"
Ghirlandaio by dogluver2351 August 14, 2009

ghirlandio 

A ghetto girl who lands on a dildo as a method of cleansing the female sacred lotus.
That bitch needs a good, hearty ghirlandio because everyone can smell her from here.
ghirlandio by Chick Munk August 2, 2020
Ghiland
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Ghiland by Langhil November 23, 2021

guilandie 

a beautiful gay really gay young lady very sophisticated and is not really interested in relationships or people in general

she loves sleeping and hates being bothered we doesn’t take shit from anyone
girl #1: hey did you see guilandie today?
girl #2: yea she’s so sexy i want a piece of that
guilandie by bigbootie March 7, 2022

Ghislane 

Ghislane can go overboard at times, especially when telling someone off. Ghislane is a rule-follower, she has an average face, not ugly but not extremely beautiful. She cares deeply for her family and close friends and will protect them at all costs.
Wow, Ghislane said she got a new computer today!
Ghislane by Itsmedoh March 15, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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