Giland is the type of friend who has your back no matter what but he won’t tolerate stupidity. True to himself, loves his friends and family. He’s loyal, smart and his favorite color is red. Probably a sneaker head with a lifetime supply of Jordan’s. Any girl who smells his testosterones go crazy. Best person to be with hands down. A rare name and a rare guy to come by, if you have him keep him. Feed that man good food and let him nap.
M : I literally saw Giland on the road and he made sure I got home safely, that guy is so sweet and hot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!