ghettophor 

a ghetto comparison of two unlike things often used in hip hop (and related genres)lyrics.

"Ghettophor" combines the terms "ghetto" with the literary device used in writing called a "metaphor."

Haters note: "Ghettophor" is a general term which refers to a comparison of two unlike things even if they are technically similies.

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
--50 cent

"And I been by your side like a 2 way
And like a pager with no clamp that's how you lose me."
-- Angie Stone, "U-Haul"

Did you hear what he said?
That lyric was straight ghettophor-ic.

ghettophor by phassan January 11, 2006

Ghettophile 

A woman who only dates the biggest piece of shit bums from the shittiest possible neighborhoods with the most possible baby mommas and longest possible criminal record, typically letting him sponge off her while he openly sells nickel bags of the poorest quality drugs out of her home.

Or it’s a guy who’s a hopeless romantic and tries turning a hoodrat into a housewife, and is completely oblivious to her whorish behavior when he isn’t around.

The thing that both types of ghettophiles have in common, they’re just being used by the other for the sexual and/or financial gain. And when the ghettophile has nothing left to give them, they’re gone faster than a plate of bacon in front of a starving cannibalistic pig.

Ghettophile by A WHITE GUY January 17, 2019

Ghettopotamus 

Obese female resident of the urban ghetto.

Rachel Jeantel belongs to Africanus Americanus Urbanus species, sub-species Ghettopotamus.

Ghettopotamus by Smithy666 February 23, 2014

ghettoshopped 

A photo that has been either:

a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint
or
b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling' 'gangsta' 'xscenex' or crude effects
or
c) edited in a roundabout or rough way by someone unfamiliar with Photoshop tools.

Most pictures on myspace are ghettoshopped.

ghettoshopped by bobyay March 1, 2009

ghettopoly 

A controversial game played like Monopoly. Pieces include a marijuanna leaf, a basketball, and a malt liquor bottle, and game cards that say things like, "You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.”

Created by David Chang.

"I'm bored. Wanna play Ghettopoly?"

ghettopoly by Brain October 26, 2003

ghettopolitan 

noun, an urban setting in the less desirable part of town that lends itself to fabulously entertaining stories; aka the fabulous hood.

Anna ran out the door in time to catch Tyrone jumping the fence; just another day in the ghettopolitan.

ghettopolitan by Johnnie O'Dell May 15, 2009

ghettopoly 

Spoof of board game Monopoly, but set in the ghetto. Cards include, 'you got your whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.' And things like that. Highly offensive to the black community.

Ghettopoly has got a bunch of people in a fit.

ghettopoly by Anonymous October 26, 2003