Ghettology
The art of being ghetto. Making short cuts, that may not seem to work but do indeed work. For example, lifting a 500 pound engine with zip ties. Wiring up a car with house wire.
Ghettology by Dominic H. April 27, 2004
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Ghettology • Ghettologist • ghetto logic • Ghetto Log • ghettopoly • Ghettoboy • Ghettoly • Ghettolo • Ghettolope • Ghettomology
ghettology
When you are printing sales signs and they print wrong, so u cut and paste the right sign. This is done by cutting out what you need from one sign and glue them to the other.
ghettology by YankeePride23 May 1, 2004
Ghettology
Generally, used to excuse self or another's action. A form of cover up for inefficient manners, actions or suspicious behavior. Or It is using an attempt to use poor psychology methods to explain a cause or action taken to solve a problem.
" I asked you for this item hours ago. It is important!"
"Well, you see. I had to go see and ask someone about the item. You had asked for. then it get lost."
"You mean the item sitting on the desk. When I first arrived."
"Yes, It arrived just before you got here."
"Oh it just arrived just before you got here"
(On looker 1) "Did you hear that? that is not true. that item was there the time"
(On looker 2) "It sure was...He used ghettology and saved his ass"
"Well, you see. I had to go see and ask someone about the item. You had asked for. then it get lost."
"You mean the item sitting on the desk. When I first arrived."
"Yes, It arrived just before you got here."
"Oh it just arrived just before you got here"
(On looker 1) "Did you hear that? that is not true. that item was there the time"
(On looker 2) "It sure was...He used ghettology and saved his ass"
Ghettology by looking at the world January 10, 2014
ghettopoly
A controversial game played like Monopoly. Pieces include a marijuanna leaf, a basketball, and a malt liquor bottle, and game cards that say things like, "You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.”
Created by David Chang.
Created by David Chang.
ghettopoly by Brain October 26, 2003
ghettopoly
Spoof of board game Monopoly, but set in the ghetto. Cards include, 'you got your whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.' And things like that. Highly offensive to the black community.
ghettopoly by Anonymous October 26, 2003
ghettopoly
2 meanings... having total control of the ghetto, or it could be refering to the board game (www.ghettopoly.com)
ghettopoly by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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