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An abnormal excrement that has a heavy consistency of corn and fish chips. One that makes you think twice before pushing. It is somewhat Olympian in mass, and has a bouyancy ratio of 6-2. Also the color is somewhat dark in color, although it has chameleon like properties.
yo dawg, come check out this ghetto log I just layded out
by The squatter extrordinaire. August 22, 2010
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