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ghettoes 

The state of your feet 6 weeks after you've had a pedicure, especially if you tried to make them look better by filling them in with a similar color nail polish.
Sister, those ghettoes are nasty! You need to get a pedicure.
ghettoes by JK Laura Lester October 26, 2011
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Ghettoes 

Those gnarly, long, curly, gross toenails you see at Walmart
I saw the nastiest pair of ghettoes at the mall today.
Ghettoes by Goat-Rat December 5, 2016

ghettoes 

Very long toenails, artificial or real, that are highly decorated and require only ever being able to wear flip-flops or sandals. Usually only seen on trashy women who don't work, as they do not allow for the use of proper workplace footwear.
"Damn, did you see the ghettoes on that ho? She could catch a fish with those talons and take it home to feed her young."
ghettoes by Firelfypixiedust May 18, 2013

ghettoes 

People in the state of ghettoness, which is being ghetto.
Those people at that "squad" table are so ghetto. Omg look at those ghettoes!
ghettoes by amazing27 May 3, 2015

Ghettoist 

person 1: Who is the ghettoist child alive?

person 2: Saad.

Ghettoasis 

A safe and pleasant dwelling within a low-income neighborhood. Often characterized by friendly inhabitants, decent curb appeal and incredibly low rent.
Although the area is not the safest, Ben lives in a Ghettoasis. We should hang out there.
Ghettoasis by BJSR July 13, 2011

ghettoshopped 

A photo that has been either:

a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint
or
b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling' 'gangsta' 'xscenex' or crude effects
or
c) edited in a roundabout or rough way by someone unfamiliar with Photoshop tools.
Most pictures on myspace are ghettoshopped.
ghettoshopped by bobyay March 1, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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