ghettoes
The state of your feet 6 weeks after you've had a pedicure, especially if you tried to make them look better by filling them in with a similar color nail polish.
ghettoes by JK Laura Lester October 26, 2011
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ghettoes
Very long toenails, artificial or real, that are highly decorated and require only ever being able to wear flip-flops or sandals. Usually only seen on trashy women who don't work, as they do not allow for the use of proper workplace footwear.
"Damn, did you see the ghettoes on that ho? She could catch a fish with those talons and take it home to feed her young."
ghettoes by Firelfypixiedust May 18, 2013
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Ghettoasis
A safe and pleasant dwelling within a low-income neighborhood. Often characterized by friendly inhabitants, decent curb appeal and incredibly low rent.
Ghettoasis by BJSR July 13, 2011
ghettoshopped
A photo that has been either:
a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint
or
b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling' 'gangsta' 'xscenex' or crude effects
or
c) edited in a roundabout or rough way by someone unfamiliar with Photoshop tools.
a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint
or
b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling' 'gangsta' 'xscenex' or crude effects
or
c) edited in a roundabout or rough way by someone unfamiliar with Photoshop tools.
ghettoshopped by bobyay March 1, 2009
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