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ghetto mart 

Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.

DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?

Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.

DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!

Ghetto Mart

It is the Walmart located on Redbank Road in Cincinnati,Ohio. Optical department does not even have eye exams anymore.
Going to Ghetto mart to get a loaf of bread.
Ghetto Mart by KubotaSteve September 18, 2026

Ghetto Wal Mart 

The Wal Mart that has all the best movies, potato chips, kool-aid, Cheapest Alcohol and Sugar. One aisle just for food stamps, express aisle in case someone is running from the police and needed to stop there for a minute. Instead of Subway there is a roscoes chicken and waffles, and a currency exchange. There are usually 18 registers but only 3 cashiers working. The rest of the cashiers are giving you the look like "you better not get in my aisle". Then when you go through and pay they don't speak or say thank-you. In fact they roll their eyes and seem mad that you even came.
Hey make sure you put on your bullet proof vest before you go to the Ghetto Wal Mart to get the bread.
Ghetto Wal Mart by Monie Luv June 27, 2008

Ghetto Wal-Mart 

When every hoochie with a bad(and multi-colored) hair weave, pink slippers, some kind of animal print and gold teeth goes to Wal-Mart. Sometimes accompanied by one of their baby Daddy. Various rednecks can be found there as well...usually missing teeth, wearing a Rebel Flag on their clothing, and dragging dirty brats who look like the offspring of siblings.
Going to the Ghetto Wal-Mart makes you feel like you've lowered your IQ level.

Ghetto Wal-Mart by Hy Maint Princess September 24, 2005

Getto mart 

A term used in Western Mass. for Getty Mart, a chain of mini-mart/gas stations owned by the Getty oil corporation. Possibly due to the prevalence of Getty marts in poorer neighborhoods, or possibly because of the shitty service and generally tacky nature of most Getty Mart franchises.
I bought a pack of beef jerky and a tonic water at the Getto Mart.
Getto mart by the birds and trees October 1, 2006

ghetto espresso martini

A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.
I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.
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