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Ghettomat 

The typical laundromat. Usually located in a part of town most people don't care to visit. Here you can see all sorts of characters from middle class all the way down to the tweakers that wander in from the back alley looking for spare change.

Typically located next to other ghetto destinations such as small convenience or liquor stores and dollar stores.
Damn I'm out of clean socks again. Time to head to the ghettomat and do some laundry.

(Text message) Honey the washer broke down so I'm at the ghettomat doing laundry, I'll be home in an hour.
Ghettomat by dixieRebel May 9, 2016
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God has everything thoroughly thought out. Amen.
Even in tough times, GHETTOA.
GHETTOA by RahTruth January 23, 2018

Ghettoist 

person 1: Who is the ghettoist child alive?

person 2: Saad.

Ghettoasis 

A safe and pleasant dwelling within a low-income neighborhood. Often characterized by friendly inhabitants, decent curb appeal and incredibly low rent.
Although the area is not the safest, Ben lives in a Ghettoasis. We should hang out there.
Ghettoasis by BJSR July 13, 2011

GhettoMart 

The Walmart located on Elm street in Erie Pennsylvania on the East side of the city.
You should have seen all the junkies shoplifting at GhettoMart, Erie’s east side is getting wild!
GhettoMart by FaintRush December 31, 2019

ghettobasket 

The Market Basket in Fitchburg located right next to the ghetto where people steal food every day and there are homeless men outside.
Guy 1: dude i heard there was a hold up at ghettobasket today
guy 2: no surprise. that happens all the time
ghettobasket by para para May 16, 2006

Ghettometer 

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.
We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.
Ghettometer by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006