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Ghartoosh
Ghartoosh by OGshottyscrub February 11, 2010
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Gwearth
Gwearth: (pronounced like "wear"... "gwearth")
A "gwearth" is a person who is extremely confident about their passion for and knowledge of niche interests.
Differs from "geek":
A Gwearth is different than a “Geek” because "geek" only applies to pop culture genres like films and comic books. Gwearths can be militantly geeky about any category of interest like mechanics, sewing, or bird watching, and gwearths turn the tables and make fun of more balanced individuals.
A “Gwearth” also differs from a “geek” in that “gwearths” do not know that they are geeky. They are completely unaware that their obsessive interests reveal them to be comedic characters in society. Geeks, on the other hand, know what they are, and they know that they are made fun of.
A "gwearth" is a person who is extremely confident about their passion for and knowledge of niche interests.
Differs from "geek":
A Gwearth is different than a “Geek” because "geek" only applies to pop culture genres like films and comic books. Gwearths can be militantly geeky about any category of interest like mechanics, sewing, or bird watching, and gwearths turn the tables and make fun of more balanced individuals.
A “Gwearth” also differs from a “geek” in that “gwearths” do not know that they are geeky. They are completely unaware that their obsessive interests reveal them to be comedic characters in society. Geeks, on the other hand, know what they are, and they know that they are made fun of.
Last night I met a crowd of bowling "GWEARTHS" at a party. They actually made fun of me because I did not know the terminology for bowling consecutive strikes. By the end of the party the bowling "GWEARTHS" had angrily schooled me in proper bowling lingo and etiquette. I felt demeaned and belittled by these people.
Gwearth by quality culture December 10, 2009
Geartronic
Similar in concept to Porsche's Tiptronic gearbox, this 'manumatic' (Manual/automatic) gearbox from Volvo allows the driver to select gears, whilst allowing them to still have the benefits of an automatic gearbox - namely, just sticking the gearlever in "D". The gearbox will change up at the redline should a dozy driver forget to upshift before then. Available with Volvo's T6 and D5 engines only.
Geartronic by JaaagMan February 8, 2012
Ghertist
Definition: A Ghertist is a Combination of a Geek, a Nerd and an Artist
Qualities: Follows their own projects and interests independently of the opinions of others. Combines the qualities of the independent Intellectual with the qualities of the creator and designer .
Values: They are Adaptive, flexible and creative. A group of Free-spirited people interested in knowledge for the sake of knowledge as opposed to acquiring personal gain for themselves. They value independence yet also seeks collaboration with others (mostly commonly on computer networks and web platforms and in creative spaces. They look for radical and ingenioussolutions to fix complex problems facing the world.
They Builds systems for the joy of building systems and are only interested in sufficient material wealth so as to continue with their own personal projects and to make sure they can help friends and family in the process.
Humour: They are highly self deprecating and use that as a form of internal strength
Ultimately the Ghertist combines the avid technical tinkering of a Nerd, the detached pop culture awareness and coolness of a Geek and the creative thinking and drive of the artist creative and visionary to break down barriers in people's perceptions and thinking
The Antithesis of the Hipster, maybe? or maybe just a hipster in disguise?
That's the question...
Qualities: Follows their own projects and interests independently of the opinions of others. Combines the qualities of the independent Intellectual with the qualities of the creator and designer .
Values: They are Adaptive, flexible and creative. A group of Free-spirited people interested in knowledge for the sake of knowledge as opposed to acquiring personal gain for themselves. They value independence yet also seeks collaboration with others (mostly commonly on computer networks and web platforms and in creative spaces. They look for radical and ingenioussolutions to fix complex problems facing the world.
They Builds systems for the joy of building systems and are only interested in sufficient material wealth so as to continue with their own personal projects and to make sure they can help friends and family in the process.
Humour: They are highly self deprecating and use that as a form of internal strength
Ultimately the Ghertist combines the avid technical tinkering of a Nerd, the detached pop culture awareness and coolness of a Geek and the creative thinking and drive of the artist creative and visionary to break down barriers in people's perceptions and thinking
The Antithesis of the Hipster, maybe? or maybe just a hipster in disguise?
That's the question...
He programs websites , is obsessed with science fiction scienceliterature, computer science paints well, writes poetry, makes video game projects AND composes electronic music in his spare time? What a Ghertist!
Ghertist by ChrisGodbear July 17, 2015
gherțoi
Teacher: My dear John, have you done your homework?
Him: No, I forgot
Teacher: You are such a gherțoi
Him: No, I forgot
Teacher: You are such a gherțoi
gherțoi by Nicki but not Minaj November 12, 2020
Gearthy
Person 1: "did you hear about Baldy?"
Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"
Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"
Gearthy by Greenbacked July 25, 2009
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