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Geyser Plugging
Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Geyser Plugging by Preston J. Smith October 8, 2014
geselle
Geselle is a beautiful girl in her own way, an amazing singer, shes a latina but often gets mistaken for an asian, she has gorgeous hair, shes always smiling but have you seen thos wrists? Shes always a positive person but she can have bad days, she can brighten up someones day, shes a verry odd person with tasty intrest, shes religious and has alot of faith in god shes overall amazing.
Geselle
gesselle
Damn this is the most HOTTEST and classiest person in town. She can party up from 8 am to 2pm because there’s no such thing as sleep to her. She’s so beautiful and she’ll never fail in a fashion competition like, no one, and I mean NO ONE can side step this chick to the bottom. She’s a bit shy at first but she brings the party once she opens up to you. She may appear innocent to people at first but she is can soon be in a playboy model magazine in the future without anyone knowing.
She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
gesselle by ~DADDYSGIRL~ January 19, 2020
Gensel
Gensel by ThatRandom January 7, 2013
premature geyser
premature geyser by RyanLee1224 November 15, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.