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noah get the boat 

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity
noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning
noah get the boat by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

noah get the boat 

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.
Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"
noah get the boat by mintansea March 8, 2021

Get in the boat 

Last thing a villager hears before a Scandinavian man kidnaps them
PewDiePie: Hey man that's a nice village you got there
Villager:Hmm
PewDiePie: GET IN THE BOAT!!
Get in the boat by PP101 August 13, 2019

get on the boat 

many roblox chats with friends start off with subtle racism such as this and end with very racist comment never to be said to to people who get offended easily as it is all jokes between friends
get on the boat (said to friend starts a argument)
those black noggaers (because u cant swear) they are infiltrating into our white community and got into our white house that fried chicken licker cuxt
get on the boat by noggarfardoon August 2, 2019

Get in The Boat! 

Get in the boat is another way of saying a phrase such as "Oh me too!" Or "Jump in the Band Wagon". This is merely just another way to confuse the listener, and allow them to hear this new cool phrase! This will undeniably leave you being the most interesting person in a conversation.
Chad : "I really like Muff Diving!"

Heather : "Get in the boat!
Chad : "What does that mean?"

Heather : "Same bro"
Get in The Boat! by Darth Paton October 22, 2016

Get Off The Boat 

1. The phrase you tell someone when they are going too far with a subject and/or arguement and they need to let it go.

2. The phrase you tell someone who tries to enter a conversation that they aren't a part of.
1. Jim: "Your hair looks stupid today."
Billy: "Your MOM looks stupid!! And so does your father and your brother and your sister!"
Jim: "I was just saying."
Billy: "And your aunt and your cousin and your grandmother!"
Jim: "Dude this was over five minutes ago get off the boat."

2. Mary: "Dude that concert was so awesome last night!!"
Jill: "I know right!!"
Mary: "...you weren't even there. Get off the boat."
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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