germanskya 

He took me pictars of his poopie. <3.

Germanskya is poisnenedagain. Because he cant spell poisoned.

germanskya by Impar October 7, 2004

Germansplaining

Well-known cultural phenomenon in Europe in which a German-thinking individual (usually from Germany, Austria, or Switzerland) that you may have never interacted with before notices something distressing and promptly steps out of their comfort zone to 'help' , by systematically lecturing you on all the things that you are doing wrong about your life and all the things that you should and are not doing.

A non-verbal form of Germansplainin is also known as the GLOD (German Look of Disapproval)

"Some old man started Germansplaining to me while I was walking down the street"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I don't speak German"

Germansplaining by xp93 February 24, 2019

Germanika 

Study of german language and culture.

I am into Germanika.

Germanika by Rotorhead February 24, 2005

Germansplaining

Explanation of something by a German, typically to a Slav, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

- No, no, you don't understand. "Nein nein, Du verstehts nicht." You have to understand "Du muss verstehen", that we are telling you that you are wrong, because we know what is wrong and what is right, and naming it "Germansplaining" is wrong.

- Man, that is Germansplaining on a metalevel.

Germansplaining by iglistien May 6, 2022

germansplaining

When Germans give unsolicited and often extremely superficial advice on complex sensitive issues not related to Germany to people of other nationalities, which they consider less developed than Germany.

- Oh, are you Ukrainian?! I'm so sorry... but let me say something: YOU SHOULD cede your territories to Russia FOR PEACE, man. Unfortunately, there is no alternative to negotiations...
- Thank you for germansplaining, it's priceless as usually.

germansplaining by uln July 7, 2022

germanski 

a dirty german

looks at that fucking germanski

germanski by german hater March 22, 2004