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Rich Goranski 

Rich Goranski is a character from the book/musical called Be More Chill. Rich "five foot five inches of pure teenage bully". Before and during his freshman year of high school, Rich was a loser who practically nobody even knew. Like, nobody knew this poor kid existed. Rich was no doubt made fun of and he had a pretty awful life, not to mention that in "The SQUIP Song" he says that he was suicidal. But that all came to a stop when Rich somehow found out about this pill called a "SQUIP" that pretty much makes you cool. (Which he ends up telling the main character, Jeremy Heere(whom he constantly bullys), about it.)

During one of the songs "More Than Survive(Reprise)" it is found out that Rich's father is an alcoholic. Also, later on in the musical, Rich ends up burning down his best friend's, Jake Dillinger, house.

Rich is also "Totally bi."
Rich Goranski is my favorite Be More Chill character!
Rich Goranski by sleepy.streets October 14, 2017

geraskier 

Geraskier is the superior pairing between Geralt of Rivia and Jaskier the bard. The gays are in the proccess of victoriously taking over the fandom and have already suplanted all other ships within the ao3 relationship tag with over 3000 works. Run for your lives, we're coming for you.

𝘈𝘯π˜₯ 𝘸𝘦 𝘸π˜ͺ𝘭𝘭 𝘀𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘡 𝘺𝘰𝘢.
A: Did you hear about that new gay ship that's taking the fandom by storm?
B: You mean Geraskier?
geraskier by Agent of destiny March 25, 2020

Germansplaining

Well-known cultural phenomenon in Europe in which a German-thinking individual (usually from Germany, Austria, or Switzerland) that you may have never interacted with before notices something distressing and promptly steps out of their comfort zone to 'help' , by systematically lecturing you on all the things that you are doing wrong about your life and all the things that you should and are not doing.

A non-verbal form of Germansplainin is also known as the GLOD (German Look of Disapproval)
"Some old man started Germansplaining to me while I was walking down the street"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I don't speak German"
Germansplaining by xp93 February 24, 2019

richard goranski 

bisexual legend in the broadway musical β€œbe more chill” but NO HOMO
the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.
richard goranski by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018

GermanyIturbide 

Some gay guy who runs RM
Bro remember when GermanyIturbide did the thing?

germasian 

One who is of German and Asian heritage.
"Is he German or Asian?"
"He's Germasian!"
"Ohhh. I'd tap that."
germasian by fastmovingzombie January 24, 2007