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The worst variation of Jared the world has ever known. He’s probably a Canadian but says he lived in Spokane. His favorite foods are air fresheners and peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
Hey you know Gerahd?”

“Who?”
gerahd by scottylingo August 29, 2019
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Gerard Way 

a man
a man who wears his poncho with pride, no matter what people say about him.
Fan: dude, what the fuck are you wearing?
Gerard Way: shut up small one, let me sass.
Gerard Way by mcrfan2k11 August 22, 2011

Gerard Way 

The sass master.
Meet Gerard Way: Sass master extraordinaire.
sass
Gerard Way by SpencerIsaac October 23, 2011

Gerard Way 

Gerard Way is a musician and comic book writer.
He is the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance and author of the Eisner Award-winning comic book The Umbrella Academy
He was born on April 9, 1977 in New Jersey. He has a younger brother, Mikey Way, who plays bass in the band.

Way attended the School of Visual Arts in New York and graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts in 1999.

While in New York in 2001, Way witnessed the September 11 attacks, inspiring him to change his life. In a magazine interview he stated: "I literally said to myself, 'Fuck art. I’ve gotta get out of the basement. I’ve gotta see the world. I’ve gotta make a difference.'"
Soon after he witnessed the attacks, My Chemical Romance was formed.

Gerard has battled alcoholisim, depression, and drug use, but has been sober since August 11, 2004.
On September 3, 2007 he married Lindsey (Lyn-Z) Ballato, the bassist for the band Mindless Self Indulgence, backstage on the final date of the Projekt Revolution tour. They have a daughter, Bandit Lee Way, who was born on May 27, 2009.

Quotes:
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let the take you alive!”

“Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.”

“One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching”
“I am not afraid to keep on living! I am not afraid to walk this world alone! Honey, if you stay I'll be forgiven! Nothing you can say will stop me going home!” -Gerard Way in the song Famous Last Words

Gerard Way 

The lead singer for the band My Chemical Romance. He is different from most famous singers, because he has saved the lives of many of his fans and tries to make a difference in the world. Doesn't use auto tune and has a beautiful voice. He is also the hottest guy in the entire world (ok, maybe there's one or two exceptions but that's it). Gerard Way is like a legit angel.
Beatrice: Gerard Way is ugly and he sucks. Justin Bieber is so much hotter.

Annie: You're just on LSD because your parents named you Beatrice.
Gerard Way by $%#^&@*!(*@ January 1, 2012

Derek Gerard 

Man, Derek Gerard is great!
Derek Gerard by XxxGoatFISH_xxxxx September 22, 2016

Derek Gerard 

Best YouTuber ever ! Funny , nice guy . Makes amazing videos . Got popular of his kinder videos .
Derek Gerard by Samantanuke September 25, 2017
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