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complete chad, ladies swoon over him, funny, variety of talents, everybody loves this guy, has a 8 inch boner at 18
"Did you hear Gephel has an 8 inch dick?" Gabby gossips to her friend group.

"You were cheating on me with Gephel?" asks Jeremy. Gabby replies with, "Yes, of course he lasts so much longer, his dick is 4 inches larger, he is so handsome, and he treats me right!"
gephel by Crystanium October 14, 2021
Words you can keep
wow that guy's a dick, what a gephel
gephel by ultraman1230 October 14, 2021
(Gaf-el) A gaphel is a group consisting of 4 or more white women under the height of 6 feet.
That is one fine ass gaphel walking out of the waffel house.
Gaphel by Lokkie Lost4wrds December 12, 2006

Gophelia 

To have an obession with talking to your girlfriend over the phone
Mike: Sorry I have to call you back.

Friend: Why?

Mike:...Gophelia.
Gophelia by Mike2025 July 7, 2008

gephiltacool 

The Main Model Builder, Scripter, And Co-Owner of a game called Critical Strike and his own game, PROJECT SUBMUS ACCUDO
Critical Strike was made by EpicCritical, who turned out to be a Pedophile, and Should’ve given his Acc to Geph instead of selling it.

When he was a kid, he faced many issues. Such as Sulphuric Acid Rain, having no arms or legs at birth, and being stabbed 1728 times in his non-existent leg. Although his life as a kid was hard, he finally got to shoot a banana peel with a gun at the age of 27, that was when he got ligma, all we now is that he is being taken care of by Candice, Paul, Joe, Luke, Chuck, and Jimmy, at your moms house.
Person1: Hey man, what’s your favorite CS dev?
Person2: Oh Yeah, It Would Have To Be Gephiltacool
gephiltacool by Whenyoudiediediedie September 16, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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