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complete chad, ladies swoon over him, funny, variety of talents, everybody loves this guy, has a 8 inch boner at 18
"Did you hear Gephel has an 8 inch dick?" Gabby gossips to her friend group.

"You were cheating on me with Gephel?" asks Jeremy. Gabby replies with, "Yes, of course he lasts so much longer, his dick is 4 inches larger, he is so handsome, and he treats me right!"
gephel by Crystanium October 14, 2021
(Gaf-el) A gaphel is a group consisting of 4 or more white women under the height of 6 feet.
That is one fine ass gaphel walking out of the waffel house.
Gaphel by Lokkie Lost4wrds December 12, 2006

Gophelia 

To have an obession with talking to your girlfriend over the phone
Mike: Sorry I have to call you back.

Friend: Why?

Mike:...Gophelia.
Gophelia by Mike2025 July 7, 2008

gephiltacool 

The Main Model Builder, Scripter, And Co-Owner of a game called Critical Strike and his own game, PROJECT SUBMUS ACCUDO
Critical Strike was made by EpicCritical, who turned out to be a Pedophile, and Should’ve given his Acc to Geph instead of selling it.

When he was a kid, he faced many issues. Such as Sulphuric Acid Rain, having no arms or legs at birth, and being stabbed 1728 times in his non-existent leg. Although his life as a kid was hard, he finally got to shoot a banana peel with a gun at the age of 27, that was when he got ligma, all we now is that he is being taken care of by Candice, Paul, Joe, Luke, Chuck, and Jimmy, at your moms house.
Person1: Hey man, what’s your favorite CS dev?
Person2: Oh Yeah, It Would Have To Be Gephiltacool
gephiltacool by Whenyoudiediediedie September 16, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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