geoods

multiple items that are geooda, geood, or good.
a slang expression for beer or alcohol.
opposite of baids.

"I've got the geoods."

"Dude, what the hell, I had a fridgeful of geoods last night, but that dick hole drank em all."

by Kev and Andy January 9, 2006

DAMAGED GOODS

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

bill of goods

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.

political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.

by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.

"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"

by gsxrchi September 17, 2012

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Grapefruit Goods

Clothing line, Urban Streetwear: Mens Apparel & Music Production Company

Joe: Should I wear my Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt or my Grapefruit Goods t-shirt?

Bob: DEFF, your Grapefruit Goods tee.

www.grapefruitgoods.com

by Frank Mcdole June 29, 2010

Goodski

Stoned, High, Under the influence of marijuana. Generally meaning you're feeling pretty good.

You goodski? Yuhh

by OG KUSH BRUH October 21, 2009