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Goodsoil 

One of the saddest excuses for a town in existence. Located in Saskatchewan Canada, Home of ~250 krauts (usually can smell them a mile away). Unfortunately, most everyone there fucks their cousins so you know some real gems come out of that place. In most cases, Goodsoilers have blonde hair which further pushes the theory of them being nazis. Some of the most needy and greedy people you will meet, constantly asking for favours when they don't give back. Crawing with diseases, make sure you wrap it before you tap it.

Greasiest beings around. Cannot help themselves from performing autofellatio on their chodes.

Avoid at all costs.
Guy 1 "Dude! I went down on this girl and I cannot get the taste of cabbage out of my mouth!"

Guy 2 "Must be from fucking Goodsoil!"
Goodsoil by Slimmy01 November 5, 2018

Goodsoil 

A town full of incest cabbage growing cunt fucks that smell like sour crout and can't tell the difference between there cousins and dogs.
Wow this goodsoilers are fucking idiots
Goodsoil by Rko69 May 18, 2018

Goodsoil 

small town in northern sask full of incest fucks, i can name like 3 cool people who live here...
“where are we?”
“goodsoil”
“what a pisshole”
“let’s take a shit and dip
Goodsoil by hugh.g.caulk November 8, 2020

Goodsoil Combine Crusher 

a sex position originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. Where a girl is getting spun around on the dick and gets mangled and torn apart by the man going barbaric on her.
I wanna give that girl a “goodsoil combine crusher

Goodsoil Combine Crusher 

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart
man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher

Goodsole 

Someone that cant keep out of trouble. Loves to party on the weekends. Known for getting fucked up at homecomings and proms. Likes to be woken up at 9 in the morning. Gets blowjobs from girls named Tabby.
Man! That kid was being a total Goodsole last weekend and got in trouble when he came back to school hammered .
Goodsole by Loading Handle... December 2, 2016

Goodswill Industries

A chain of "thrift stores" which operates by having people donate their garbage for free, only to have the chain mark the items up and sell them to others for more than they are worth. The front-line workers are paid chump change on the pretext that this is a charity, somehow offering "vocational training" to people with limited job prospects elsewhere.

Unfortunately, if people donate their garbage to you and you resell it, it's still garbage... yet somehow they could sell me trousers with holes in the pockets, refuse to take them back and still fail to turn a profit on these ridiculous transactions.
The Goodswill Industries banner is gone entirely from any point in Ontario, Canada east of Toronto or north of Newmarket after a spectacular 2016 bankruptcy in which the Toronto-based regional chapter of the chain was revealed to owe six million dollars of money it doesn't have, most of it to its own workers. One corner of Southwestern Ontario is unaffected because it belonged to a different regional chapter, centred on London, but Ontario is otherwise finally rid of Goodswill.
Goodswill Industries by bitchuck August 29, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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