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Goodsoil 

One of the saddest excuses for a town in existence. Located in Saskatchewan Canada, Home of ~250 krauts (usually can smell them a mile away). Unfortunately, most everyone there fucks their cousins so you know some real gems come out of that place. In most cases, Goodsoilers have blonde hair which further pushes the theory of them being nazis. Some of the most needy and greedy people you will meet, constantly asking for favours when they don't give back. Crawing with diseases, make sure you wrap it before you tap it.

Greasiest beings around. Cannot help themselves from performing autofellatio on their chodes.

Avoid at all costs.
Guy 1 "Dude! I went down on this girl and I cannot get the taste of cabbage out of my mouth!"

Guy 2 "Must be from fucking Goodsoil!"
Goodsoil by Slimmy01 November 5, 2018

Goodsoil 

A town full of incest cabbage growing cunt fucks that smell like sour crout and can't tell the difference between there cousins and dogs.
Wow this goodsoilers are fucking idiots
Goodsoil by Rko69 May 18, 2018

Goodsoil 

small town in northern sask full of incest fucks, i can name like 3 cool people who live here...
“where are we?”
“goodsoil”
“what a pisshole”
“let’s take a shit and dip”
Goodsoil by hugh.g.caulk November 8, 2020

Goodsoil Combine Crusher 

a sex position originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. Where a girl is getting spun around on the dick and gets mangled and torn apart by the man going barbaric on her.
I wanna give that girl a “goodsoil combine crusher”

Goodsoil Combine Crusher 

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart
man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher

Goodsole 

Someone that cant keep out of trouble. Loves to party on the weekends. Known for getting fucked up at homecomings and proms. Likes to be woken up at 9 in the morning. Gets blowjobs from girls named Tabby.
Man! That kid was being a total Goodsole last weekend and got in trouble when he came back to school hammered .
Goodsole by Loading Handle... December 2, 2016

Goodswill Industries

A chain of "thrift stores" which operates by having people donate their garbage for free, only to have the chain mark the items up and sell them to others for more than they are worth. The front-line workers are paid chump change on the pretext that this is a charity, somehow offering "vocational training" to people with limited job prospects elsewhere.

Unfortunately, if people donate their garbage to you and you resell it, it's still garbage... yet somehow they could sell me trousers with holes in the pockets, refuse to take them back and still fail to turn a profit on these ridiculous transactions.
The Goodswill Industries banner is gone entirely from any point in Ontario, Canada east of Toronto or north of Newmarket after a spectacular 2016 bankruptcy in which the Toronto-based regional chapter of the chain was revealed to owe six million dollars of money it doesn't have, most of it to its own workers. One corner of Southwestern Ontario is unaffected because it belonged to a different regional chapter, centred on London, but Ontario is otherwise finally rid of Goodswill.
Goodswill Industries by bitchuck August 29, 2024
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