geoff balls

A fake name used to visit a whorehouse to keep ones true identity annomous.

"What did you do when she asked you your name?"
"I just gave her the old Geoff Balls and said it was Ringo"

by geoff balls September 7, 2008

Goff Balls

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

by super duperness January 31, 2006