geoff d

A person who is a compulsive whinger, they will whinge at anything and anyone. They are usually major tryhards.

That guy is such a geoff d!!

geoff d by cranky codger March 10, 2005

Geoff'd 

To be dissed or to have had something unpleasant happen that you weren't expecting.

You've been Geoff'd

"While I was inside the store somebody Geoff'd my bicycle!"

Geoff'd by Distant Traveller May 13, 2009

Geoff'd it 

To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.

Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.

*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"

Geoff'd it by Caninse February 20, 2017

Geoff day 

When you start drinking at 5 A.M. and pass out drunk before your kid wakes up.

My husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a Geoff day and didn't wake up until the evening.

Geoff day by UMPiCK January 11, 2015

Geoff Day 

a geoff day is a day in which one does absolutely nothing productive

Grabdna had a Geoff Day than she died

Geoff Day by Geneary July 20, 2004

Geoff's Disease

The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.

Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.

The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.

"That guy has a touch of Geoff's Disease"

Geoff's Disease by Gerald D Funk August 18, 2008

Dirty Geoff

When you constantly spoof about what you do for a living just to pull a girl, it's done with out conscience, remorse or an ability to learn

How did you score your one last night?
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.

Dirty Geoff by Freenthebean April 1, 2019