A poorly designed webpage characterized by pitiful layout, unreadable text, and lots of images. Often built on the templates of free web hosts such as Geocities or Angelfire.

Look at that marquee! This site is so geocities.

geocities by sciurus September 8, 2004

Related Words

geocity • geosity • getocity • gem city

Geocities

The most worthless web host on the internet. Will gladly shut down any site that goes over their ridiculously low bandwidth limitations.

Don't host on Geocities, unless you like having your site shut down for an hour everytime someone looks at an image.

Geocities by The Mad Genius September 22, 2003

geosity

An absolute God, the earth quakes from his thundering keyboard as he dunks on grandmasters, his closet is exclusively stocked with t-shirts from coding competitions, and he has formulated plans to steal all the money from the economy and use it for binding of isaac merch.

"Oh shit, who's that guy who's equally jacked as he is cracked?"
"Oh thats geosity"

geosity by chillywillin January 16, 2022

getocity

the measurement of how much a chick could get it, ranging from 1-9000 and some times even past that

"ayo her getocity levels are off da charts" "hooo dammm"

getocity by das is him November 18, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026