geocity

an unhappy, middle-aged, suburban male, who appears to be repressing deep homo-sexual tendencies.

<old uncle>who are you chatting with on the computer?
<niece>Your mom! What do you care geocity?!

by miniarnold July 28, 2003

geocities

A poorly designed webpage characterized by pitiful layout, unreadable text, and lots of images. Often built on the templates of free web hosts such as Geocities or Angelfire.

Look at that marquee! This site is so geocities.

by sciurus September 8, 2004

Geocities

The most worthless web host on the internet. Will gladly shut down any site that goes over their ridiculously low bandwidth limitations.

Don't host on Geocities, unless you like having your site shut down for an hour everytime someone looks at an image.

by The Mad Genius September 22, 2003

geosity

An absolute God, the earth quakes from his thundering keyboard as he dunks on grandmasters, his closet is exclusively stocked with t-shirts from coding competitions, and he has formulated plans to steal all the money from the economy and use it for binding of isaac merch.

"Oh shit, who's that guy who's equally jacked as he is cracked?"
"Oh thats geosity"

by chillywillin January 16, 2022

getocity

the measurement of how much a chick could get it, ranging from 1-9000 and some times even past that

"ayo her getocity levels are off da charts" "hooo dammm"

by das is him November 18, 2007