geochotch 

A guy who tries to impress women by inundating her with his international travel stories while making it plain that he is a global trekker and has been to lots of different countries.

Usually is sexually motivated and uses his geochotch image to get one hand under the shirt.

Only a geochotch would waste a perfectly good bottle of wine of conversations about salt lakes and rubber trees.

geochotch by Caefus February 16, 2008

Geocrotch 

A penis of terrifying magnitude that defies the laws of Geometry and Physics. It is surrounded by a fiery forest of doom. It also has two bombs hanging from it just waiting to blow. Oh yeah.

Girl: "Did you see that geocrotch?"
Girl #2: "Yes, it burned away my eyebrows..."

Geocrotch by oboehobo July 8, 2011