oboehobo's definitions

Geocrotch

A penis of terrifying magnitude that defies the laws of Geometry and Physics. It is surrounded by a fiery forest of doom. It also has two bombs hanging from it just waiting to blow. Oh yeah.

Girl: "Did you see that geocrotch?"
Girl #2: "Yes, it burned away my eyebrows..."

by oboehobo July 8, 2011

Baking the Chicken

Baking the Chicken. "When someone covers themselves and a slip and slide with oil. Next they cover the slide with cocaine and use the slide. They now look like a piece of Battered the Chicken. Then in the second period, they "bake" themselves by consuming a large amount of marijuana while the cocaine enters their bloodstream through their skin pores and different orifices."

Q:"Hey what are doing this week?"

A:"We are going to be Baking the Chicken this week. You in?"

by oboehobo November 5, 2011