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A penis of terrifying magnitude that defies the laws of Geometry and Physics. It is surrounded by a fiery forest of doom. It also has two bombs hanging from it just waiting to blow. Oh yeah.
Girl: "Did you see that geocrotch?"
Girl #2: "Yes, it burned away my eyebrows..."
by oboehobo July 07, 2011
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