The complete antithesis of the internet. Geo blocking is the blocking of websites, video, etc. based on your location in the world. Thus this defeats the entire global village scenario, where we were all supposed to be able to view and/or share all content in the internet with anyone, anywhere in the world.

Proxy browsing can sometimes remedy this situation, but it doesn't always work properly.

I just clicked on a Digg link to Comedy Central only to find that since I live outside of the U.S. I can't view it, whoopity do!

Geo Blocking is just another lame ass corporate attempt to constrict and control the internet.

Geo Blocking by spektralx June 9, 2009

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Godblocking

The act of refusing to have sex because of a religious duty or commitment, commonly seen by hot Catholic Latinas that refuse to put out, but act like sluts. Side effects include blueballs and newly converted atheists.

Ouch dude. That's a hell of a Godblocking.

Godblocking by MaryGoRound July 9, 2011

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Geoslacking

Going geocaching on your lunchbreak for an hour and a half, and then eating lunch.

Where's Lindsey? Oh she's out geoslacking with Pat.

Geoslacking by Chachironi August 29, 2011

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Gorlocking

The process/sexual position where the woman prolapses her vagina and/or butthole and 2 men use the prolapsed holes as Fleshlights. Once both men have finished they should proceed to tie the prolapsed holes of the woman together.

Tate: Gorlocking is one of my favorite hobbies.

Mason: Oh really, There is no way you're not better than I am.

Tate: We'll see about that Buster!

Gorlocking by anonymous December 31, 2024

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