gentlemans wash
the washing of the male member in the sink usually in the toilets of a pub/club before the act of sex with a one night stand or a 10 pint princess
gentlemans wash by the real SteveB November 15, 2007
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gentlemans wash by Joe September 23, 2003
Gentleman's Wash
To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash
Gentleman's Wash by tropical July 16, 2008
Gentleman’s Wash
When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.
Gentleman’s Wash by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Gentleman's Wash
The washing of ones genitals, usually in a pub toilet, before having casual sex after realising one hasn't bathed in a while.
Shortly before taking a girl into the car park for a good seeing to Jeremy went to the toilets for a Gentleman's Wash.
Gentleman's Wash by Cleveland Steve March 19, 2009
Gentlemens wash
When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.
Gentlemens wash by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
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