Definitions by tropical
Russian yoga
The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
Russian yoga by tropical January 4, 2023
Dutch floor polish
Dutch floor polish by tropical September 14, 2010
The Plumber
A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.
So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".
So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".
Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.
The Plumber by tropical January 10, 2009
Gentleman's Wash
To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash
Gentleman's Wash by tropical July 16, 2008